just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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