It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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