Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
We got so high we made milksteak
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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