shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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