Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
you traded sex for a burrito?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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