I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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