And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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