Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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