i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
