I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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