What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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