you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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