No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize