your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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