ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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