Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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