This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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