East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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