Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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