after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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