i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm too high and old for this...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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