Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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