where am i from again
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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