There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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