oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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