If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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