would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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