New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
