Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
