you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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