So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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