i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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