so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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