im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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