Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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