Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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