My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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