Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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