do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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