She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
