There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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