pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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