can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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