No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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