thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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