All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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