It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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