Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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