I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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