I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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