if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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