He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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