Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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